Dispatches From My Prefrontal Cortex

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a prefrontal lobotomy

Poker

Never play poker with a cat. They are the masters of bluffing. A dog will start to wag it’s tail when it has two pair or less. A cat will just sit there with an inside straight or royal flush. No reaction whatsoever.

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